Because I have to cry every so often for a living I find it mortifying if it spills over into my daily life, and I haven’t really managed to do it for years. I’d probably cry if I got a splinter or something. I fell off my bicycle a couple of years ago and I almost burst into tears. And I almost cried recently in New York because it was so cold. So, physical things bring tears to my eyes more readily than emotional pain.

deepinthewater:

fassbenbarnes:

[On what mutant powers they’d like to have]

Michael Fassbender: I’d like to have a tail, I’d like a tail.
Interviewer: You’d like a tail?
Michael Fassbender: I’d like a tail.
Interviewer: Why would you want a tail?
Michael Fassbender: I don’t know, I think they look nice. I could hold a lemonade while I’m on the computer. Good for balance, you know?

I COULD HOLD A LEMONADE WHILE I’M ON THE COMPUTER

THAT IS THE ONLY REASONABLE USE FOR A TAIL, YES.

MICHAEL FASSBENDER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

NO, GRAMPA JOE. you do not have a golden ticket. charlie has the ticket. face the facts.

“ALL THE BACON AND EGGS YOU HAVE” flavor ron ice cream.

might be the worst flavor ever but it has the best man ever on the carton. i think that makes up for the whole “taste of the ice cream” thing.

if there is one thing i respect about men in this world, its when they can get in front of a camera and give a good, respectable, genuine cry. that, my friends, is sexy